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Joke of the Day

"They say 1 out of every 5 humans is Chinese. Out of me and my 4 siblings, I'm pretty sure it's either Carl or Liu Yang."

"Have you heard the joke about the flying sandwich? Nope. Neither have I."

"When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!"

"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"

"How is an accordion like an artillery shell? Once you hear it, it's already too late."

"My doctor said no more drinking. so I froze my alcohol into cubes and ate them."

"Pregnant coworker with 3 children who always complains about money: When are YOU going to start having kids? Me: When are you going to stop?"

"I googled your mom and got a virus. For all the ""your mom"" jokesters out there. Just made that one up."

"What do you call a nosey pepper? Jalapeno Business"

"Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences? Because there is a lot of reposting to do."