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Joke of the Day
"Nothing is better than studying That's why i do nothing."
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"TIFU: I ate my boss' sandwich out of the work fridge! Oops. Wrong sub."
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"You've got to hand it to short people They usually can't reach it anyway."
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"Diarrhea is hereditary In runs in the jeans"
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"For a gentleman, Shakespeare really knew how to spread those thy's."