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"Failed another job interview today. Apparently taking part in an orgy isn't proof that you can effectively work as part of a team"
"A magnet walks into a bar...., what does he order? Nothing... he's still stuck to the entrance."
"I love my ribcage. It is very close to my heart."
"Q: Why were the suspenders arrested? A: For holding up a pair of pants."
"I like my beer like I like me sex slaves..... Imported"
"Why do most blind folks not skydive? The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while."
"If you are what you eat... *Well then you are an asshole* *A lot of you are pussies* *And some of you are cats* *A few of you are dogs* *And I'm a penny...*"
"A paleontologist who studies failed ancestral lines... A Faileontologist"
"What do the police hate most? Blackmale"