68876

Joke of the Day

"I bumped into the inventor of the selfie today His face was a picture"

"No mom, I can't date him. Well he took that which superhero are you quiz and well...*whispers* he got Daredevil."

"How did Harry get it in Ron's sweet Diagon Alley? A lubricantation."

"What email service do gay people use? Hotmale."

"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"

"A tourist asks a Scottish villager ""Do you have a local attraction?"" ""We used to- he answers- but she got married."""

"What do oranges, and Jews have in common? They both hate concentration camps."

"I call my dick Ambidextrous Because I fuck girls left and right."

"Cheese is plural because you never eat just one chee"

"I walked past an electronics store once... I saw a TV for sale in the window. The sticker said, ""TV for sale, volume stuck on full, $1"" I thought to myself, ""Wow. I can't turn that down."""