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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
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"Just spilled red wine ALL OVER my insides."
"What get's passed around a lot, is soft, barely legal, tender, and really really dirty? A dollar bill."
"For once in my life, I'd just want to feel wanted; even if it means robbing a bank."
"what's a cheap, tasteless way to kill a werewolf? Coors Lite, the silver bullet"
"What happened to the magical tractor? It turned into a field"
"My favorite part of the song is the beginning when the rapper goes ""Uh oh"" like both he and you are about to embark on an unexpected journey"
"how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling"
"My wife... It's difficult to say what she does... She sells seashells on the seashore."
"Want to hear a bird joke? Oops i forgot it. *Hawkward*."