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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the magical tractor? It turned into a field"
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"Am I deceitful? Yes. I am not."
"What did the earthquake say to all of its victims? Oh, sorry...my fault."
"There's a woman here who, by the amount of makeup on her face, fought with a rainbow - and lost."
"[interviewer looks up from resume] in the skills, you wrote ""completing sentences? Yes."" wow. you ""'re hired?"" amaz- ""on prime?"" get out."
"What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence? ""I'm udderly ruined!"" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to"
"So there's this girl named Mary... 1. Mary meets a guy named Joseph 2. Mary ends up pregnant 3. ??? 4. Prophet"
"I stopped by the house I spent my childhood in, and I politely asked the owners if I could look around. They said no and slammed the door in my face My parents can be so fucking rude sometimes."
"What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs? Third shift at the Waffle House."
"You should never kiss someone on Jan 1... It is only the first date."