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Joke of the Day
"How do you pickup chicks in Auschwitz ? With a dustpan.."
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"How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead? No, seriously. How could they tell?"
"What do Donald Trump & the iPhone 7 have in common? They both think de-porting is the answer when there's no more Jobs."
"A mind is a terrible thing to waste. Unless you're stupid. In which case, who cares."
"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger."
"I saw an identical tweet of my joke! It was posted months before mine, so he's worse than a tweet thief; he's a time-travelling tweet thief!"
"There's two things I hate. Hypocrisy and condescension. Do you understand what I mean?"
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"The date was going really well until he told me to stop calling it Pasghetti."
"A guy walks into a doctors office with a carrot in his ear and a piece of celery up his nose. The doctor told him he wasn't eating right."