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Joke of the Day

"Mi amigo Jesus is a great work out partner but... He just won't shut up about how he invented *Cross-Fit*"

"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"If white guys are day drinking, it's inevitable that they're going to start wrestling at some point later that night."

"I have but one question Why did curiousity kill the cat?"

"If ISIS were a Pokemon, which would they be? Voltorb; they're always using self destruct"

"Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power."

"[OC] Time heals all wounds.. Unless you re a haemophiliac."

"I am against Picketing But I don't know how to show it"

"Hi, how much for this torture device? Sir, that's a wedding ring."