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Joke of the Day
"I still miss my ex-wife BUT MY AIM IS GETTING BETTER"
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"Jesus knock tentatively on God's door, enters, and God says..... Now lets go through this one more time....What exactly did you tell them again?"
"My teenage son told me I am a resentful has-been. We had a good, hearty laugh together about that. Then i changed the WIFI password"
"What do you call a rich brown person driving an Audi? A Saudi"
"Squirrel sex What did the squirrel say after fucking an acorn? Best nut of my life"
"I will never miss you, because I'm a really good shooter."
"What does a negatively charged particle do when it gets excited? It gets an erectron."
"I'm not allowed at the gym anymore because I dropped my chili dog on the treadmill"
"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."
"Wheather you have a lot of sex or watch porn frequently... without propper protection you're going to catch a virus."