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Joke of the Day

"What is the most useful thing in the French Army? A rearview mirror, so that they can see the war!"

"What's the similarity of a dough and a human? If they are thick, they have a hard time to rise"

"I heard Jared lost about 7 inches. .. But little Susie isn't sure."

"I'm drinking coffee because people think you've got a problem if you drink vodka in the morning!"

"My friend started making bird puns towards me. Toucan play at that game!"

"My New Year's resolution is to cut back on my drinking... One fifth a day, max."

"If a Danish Paraplegic ever attacks you.... Tell him to Lego"

"How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a secret!"

"What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature? Tequila Mockingbird"

"How did the blind kid burn the side of his face? He answered the iron"