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Joke of the Day

"What is the female equivalent of a sausage fest? A clam bake edit: You guys are ridiculous, thanks for the steady stream of laughs"

"You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!"

"Everytime I close my eyes, I think of you... 'cuz damn..It's sooo black just like you, nikah! --- I'm sorry..."

"Nice shoes. Where'd you get them? Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me?"

"Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she out in the field with a shovel & idk man she's diggin for somethin. Oh burying a body? Ok then"

"What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle? Attire."

"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."

"What's Mike Tyson's favorite Scarlett Johansson film? Luthy."

"once you go black... you're a single mother"

"My wives going to a fancy dress party tonight dressed as a Rastafarian. She wants me to do her hair. I'm dreading it!"