201823
Joke of the Day
"once you go black... you're a single mother"
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"Did you hear about the two antennae who got married? The wedding was okay, but the reception was GREAT"
"""Yo, somebody filled this calzone with a checkbook and sunglasses!"" -Vin Diesel eating a purse"
"Trying to understand some people is like trying to pick up a turd by the clean end!!!"
"I like to sip a cup of coffee on a Sunday, grab a book and start worrying about Monday."
"What's a bees favourite flower ? A bee-gonias !"
"My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair..... Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon.."
"""You are the first woman that has ever given me an orgasm."" I told the prostitute. ""That's not true,"" she replied, ""Of course it is,"" I laughed, ""What do you mean?"" She said, ""I'm a man."""
"Who does a ghoul fall in love with? His ghoul friend."
"Did you hear about the homosexual letter? Only came in male boxes."