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Joke of the Day

"I'd tell you the joke about the paper But it's tearable."

"Why's it taking so long to legalise gay marriage in the whole of the US? I mean, America had four fathers and it turned out alright"

"""Live this Friday like it was your last."" The Mayans"

"1. Go to seminary. 2. Get degree. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."

"Here's another great Ellen Pao Joke [deleted]"

"Art of falling apart I know an art dealer who thought Picasso's work was utter rubbish and wouldn't stock it in his gallery. He's laughing on the other side of his face now!"

"That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror."

"Can you smell mothballs? I can't. I can never get their legs far enough apart."

"I asked my Gynecologist about a Job She said they had a few openings"

"If only the workout your thumbs get from scrolling on your phone would go to your abs."