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Joke of the Day
"You know why it's called Black Friday? Because everything is 3/5ths the original price!"
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"I wrote a Haiku Poetry is hard Like Mr. Jared Fogle At a kid's party"
"That awkward moment... ...when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realise she just lost an earring...and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"*slips the attendant $20* ""make sure you pick me out a good one"" Sir this is a daycare... ""uh huh *winks* a daycare"""
"The Russian version of ""How I Met Your Mother"" is just a single episode showing a guy browsing a web page."
"I went to the doctors this morning as I had a strawberry growing from my ear. He gave me some cream for it."
"*meteor is about to hit earth* Earth: I have a boyfriend"
"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."
"How do you kill a circus? ...go for the Juggler!"
"Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer"