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Joke of the Day

"Do you wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."

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"I gave a melon a vasectomy. Now it can't elope"
"Yo momma is like a brick! She's flat, heavy, and gets laid by Mexicans all day!"
"We all know Elton John is amazing on the paino.. But did you know that he sucks on the organ?"
"Islam is a religion of piece....There is a piece there, and another piece n the ground there Not an original joke just found it."
"I thought Jayz and kanyes current song.... ...was about Ms Hilton's sequel to one night in Paris."
"Butler I've got a friend who has got a butler whose left arm is missing serves him right."
"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."
"I'm afraid my dog is an alcoholic. She just can't seem to hold her licker."