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Joke of the Day
"An idea for a board game... BONOPOLY - Similar to Monopoly, but where the streets have no name."
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"I got fired from my job as a jihadist. They told me to blow up a bus, and I burnt my lips on the exaust pipe."
"My friends 10 yo daughter made this up while in the elevator today: ""Did you know Darth Vader has another daughter?"" Mom: ""No, who?"" Daughter: ""Ella, Ella Vader."""
"*UFO attacks* Govt: It's a weather balloon. *UFO destroys Eiffel Tower* Govt: Weather balloon. *UFO conquers Earth* Govt: Weather balloon."
"Why didn't the neuron cross the road ? It was Nervous"
"you should be able to order mcnuggets in any quantity. just have a flat price for a single nug, like a quarter. i feel strongly about this."
"How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight? You fit into his clothes."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."
"whoever named anteaters, solid effort right there"
"""UK Students Die In Safari Crash"" I bet they wished they'd just stuck with Internet Explorer now."