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Joke of the Day
"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
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"Got a great book of Ebay ""How To Improve Your memory"" But for the life of me I can not remember where I left the fucking thing"
"political joke Republicans are Red Democrats are Blue and neither one gives a fuck about you"
"A little alien asks his mother... ""Mommy, the kids all say we're aliens from outer space. That's not true, is it?"" ""Vegl dibrogmrn di shtrtl mixtor!"""
"What's the right age to tell your kids Canada isn't real?"
"Did you hear about the hydraulic press? It wasn't very impressive."
"Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too"
"Donald Trump told me what his favorite childhood game was. Bashing the Mexican Pinata."
"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"
"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"