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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ? A: None-just assume it's changed."

"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and God? God doesn't think he's a lawyer."

"*sees people doing the mannequin challenge, brings back ice bucket challenge and dumps it on mannequin people*"

"What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile? Gladiator."

"Programming ""Knock, knock."" ""Who's there?"" very long pause.... ""Java."" :)"

"Just watched a heart-warming video of a soldier returning home from Afghanistan to his cat, who looks at him as if to say ""Were you away?"""

"An egg with 28 followers says I'm not funny. So if you need me, I'll just be in the kitchen making an omelette."

"How do like really laid-back types answer the phone? Mellow."

"What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap? Well I can clearly see your nuts"