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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Pilgrims pants keep falling down Because his belt buckle was on his hat ..."
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"going to office: late . going to a doctors appointment: late . going to a friends house: late . going to a concert: 8 hours early"
"The whole thing about ""we're all going to die some day,"" that's a joke, right?"
"Whats The difference between Stealing Cookies from a Jar and Child Molesting? Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies."
"Hey, people ""liking"" Walmart on Facebook - you OK?"
"What do birds say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-tweet!"""
"I wish mirrors and pictures would get together already and agree on what I really look like."
"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"
"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit"
"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."