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Joke of the Day

"Sorry I'm late, there was a dad yelling at his teenage son for buying $90 jeans and I had to hear every word of it."

"What does Lebron use to high jump? The Flosberry Flop."

"What does an Arab say after losing his virginity? Good goat!"

"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."

"GOD: there, my first animal :) SNAKE:youre not done right? How am I supposed to move? G:like this*shimmies* S: G:just kinda*shimmies* S:dude"

"Got really excited when my wife said she was going to teach me something new in the bedroom until she started folding a fitted sheet."

"Wlkom I happyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"

"Why can't you have sex after playing Assassin's Creed? Because Ubisoft"

"MUST WATCH heartwarming video! Limbless man rents himself as talking door stop for rich people to afford daughter's seizure medication."

"The John Deere manure spreader It's the only product the company won't stand behind"