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Joke of the Day
"What cause of death prevents a man from having a closed-casket funeral? Viagra overdose"
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"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"
"Why did Raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box She sat on Pinocchio's nose and said ""Lie to me bitch!"""
"Where will you find the best jokes? Not on /r/jokes"
"EARTH: Goodnight Moon MOON: Goodnight Earth EARTH: Come closer and give me a kiss MOON: Okay {millions perish in massive tidal wave}"
"You've really gotta hand it to short people because we usually can't reach it anyway"
"How do you keep a Redditor busy for hours? [Click Here](http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ou62j/how_do_you_keep_a_redditor_busy_for_hours/)"
"What do you call a vegetarian fart? Kale force wind!"
"If I were a girl who knew a lot about cars, I'd open up a body shop called Lady Parts."
"What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway."