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Joke of the Day

"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."

"My second account is trying to drive a wedge of suspicion between me and my Twitter crush."

"I can't get her off my mind, even the wind seems to whisper her name. Never fall in love with a girl named WHOOSHEE FFREWERRREFSHH."

"Clever Life is a Joke. :P"

"How can you spot the prostitute at the Miss America pageant? She's wearing a sash that says Idaho."

"What did the pirate say when his kids were about to watch their favorite cartoon? ARE YE READY KIDS?!"

"Girl are you a prescription from my doctor 'cause you might be good for me but I can't read you at all."

"While sitting on the beach, 16 told me he is going to go under the pier with his girlfriend and catch crabs. They grow up so fast."

"I was looking for some camo jokes but I couldn't find any"

"Wife: You said you'll keep me as a queen but you make me dig the farm all day. WTF is this about? Husband: Darling you are my Queen of Spades."