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Joke of the Day

"Wife: You said you'll keep me as a queen but you make me dig the farm all day. WTF is this about? Husband: Darling you are my Queen of Spades."

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"""Always wear a pretty bra. The worst case is nobody sees it."" ~ Not an old Irish proverb"
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"I swear to drunk im not Patrick."
"It is rude to Digg an article without first checking for gass, waterr or other utilityy lines."
"Why do bakers start working so early in the morning? Because they knead dough."
"I hate the Nazis so much They make me goddamned Fuhrious!"
"What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script? Speechless"