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Joke of the Day

"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"

"California a maltese dog cost around $1000, You can buy the same dog in Vietnam for 5 dollars and it includes a side of fries and a drink."

"Did you read the article about corduroy pillowcases? ... They're making headlines."

"I have so may gay friends... I can't keep them straight."

"What do you call saplings in the army? the infantry"

"U just HAD to be polite & hold the elevator for me. I could have had a nice, quiet ride alone. Instead, I had to be polite & talk about fall"

"a keyboard walks into a barbershop on the international space station ""i just want an easy, short cut"". then he hit the bar"

"Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well."

"I'm ready to be a dad. Of that, I'm sure. Wife: are you certain? Sure: yes."

"why don't black people go on cruises? Because they already fell for that shit once."