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Joke of the Day

"U just HAD to be polite & hold the elevator for me. I could have had a nice, quiet ride alone. Instead, I had to be polite & talk about fall"

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"big bang There is neither big nor bang in big bang.. It's just sudden expansion from nothing.."
"A son asks his father, ""Dad, what does gay mean?"". ""Son, gay means happy"", the father replies. ""Dad, are you gay?"" ""No, son, I'm married to your mother"""
"Psychedelic Playthings... So I should probably stop covering my child's toys in LSD and leaving them out... ... I've heard they can be a trip hazard."
"What did the pirate say when asked how old he was? Aye Matey!"
"If Apple Saudi Arabia made a Wrestling Game, it would be called... iSlam."
"I lost a very dear friend and drinking buddy in a tragic accident this weekend. He got his finger caught in a wedding band."
"A man wakes up in a hospital, after a serious accident. He yells ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor responds ""I know. I amputated your arms."""
"Why do girls wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"(Warning:lame music joke. I just came back from a classicical music concert) Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the oboe solo."
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