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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Nobody will pay money to watch a lentil."
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"What happened to the fly that sat on the toilet seat? He got pissed off."
"What do they call Independence Day in France? A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy [Bastille Day](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bastille_Day)!)"
"A man gets home and sees his wife pleasuring herself with a cucumber ""What are you doing?"" he shouts, ""I have to eat that later, and I don't want it tasting like cucumber!"""
"Why did the Japanese funeral home have to turn away new business? They ran out of san storage"
"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."
"Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags? Me: Kidding? At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me."
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."
"Two Goldfish Are Sitting In A Tank One turns to the other and says ""I'll man the guns, you drive"""
"What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks? Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home."