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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the fly that sat on the toilet seat? He got pissed off."

"BREAKING - The Russian Navy has released a statement after accidentally sinking one of it's own submarines Oops, wrong sub."

"Did you hear about the worlds largest broom? It's really sweeping the nation"

"Satan: ""Waaazzz up?"" God: ""Speak of the Devil."" Satan: ""Really?"" God: ""Sorry, figure of speech."" Satan: ""Jesus Christ."" Jesus: ""What?"""

"In 1940 Goebbels made a speech... Proclaiming that the Swastika was an example of the Golden Ratio. Turns out it was a fibbin' Nazi..."

"Unlike the British or Australian spelling for colour/favour/neighbour, the Americans don't include u because it's all about them."

"Roses are red, And sometimes thorny, When I think of you, It makes me horny."

"So this guy is on a date with this hot chick, after a while, weird sh*t starts happening..."

"I just did an alignment on my car... But my car still pulls into crowds :("

"What did the architect say about the rack? How does she not fall over?"