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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks? Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home."

"Why did the orgy fail? No one came."

"According to museum portraits, everyone in the 18th century looked like a giant chubby baby."

"To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word."

"How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins"

"I recently switched from Wells Fargo to a credit union... ...my banking got much simpler - bye all accounts."

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? HEY FUCK YOU."

"I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far."

"Confusious say ""Man who eat many prunes sit on toilet many moons."""