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Joke of the Day

"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"

"People don't make your heart skip a beat. Medical conditions do. Idiots."

"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"

"Did you know ""orange"" is the same word in both French & English? Why didn't they do that with every word and make it easier on everyone?"

"Dog: I'm a man's best friend, he even named one of his teeth after me. Pussycat: Yeah, you're not gonna win this one."

"I just finished an exciting book on 19th century shipbuilding techniques... It was riveting."

"Why can't there be peace in the Middle East? It IS what it IS."

"What has four legs but isn't alive? A Dead Dog"

"How do you know that you're too old? When the priest doesn't look at you anymore."

"What's Black and White and Red all over? The Zebra I just shot dead."