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Joke of the Day
"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"
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"Boss: You need to work on your puncuality. Me: Sorry, but commas, are hard, to place. Boss: ....?"
"Why don't astronauts take anything seriously? They don't grasp the gravity of the situation..."
"Fuck, marry, kill? Your sibling. Your mom. Your dad. Fuck all of them"
"How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"Apparently filling animals with helium is ""abuse"", pfft Whatever floats your goat, I guess."
"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really *do* taste like chicken!"
"I don't care what the FBI says, America's most wanted still sounds like an honor."
"I was at a nightclub They played just dance I just danced They played twist I twisted They played jump I jumped They played come on Eileen, I was kicked out of the club"
"For a cat named Jingles, his tambourine accompaniment to my blistering bongo solo isn't that impressive."