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Joke of the Day
"TIL you can get kicked out of the Navy for getting on the wrong vessel just once. Oops, wrong sub."
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"[God creating the raccoon] God: make it cute with a lil mask Angel: haha aw okay God: also make it eat trash"
"30 cows, 28 chicken. how many didn't? 10"
"And Grandmother, what big thighs you have! *Wolf just starts crying*"
"Please don't ask me if I like your new haircut, because I don't and now you made me lie."
"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""
"Little Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: life is meaningless without death Little Kid: why did the chicken cro- wait what?"
"What do you call a moose with no name? Anonymoose"
"Son, let me tell you the story of the Three Bears. A girl broke into their house and they ate her. Stay out of my stuff, goodnight"
"Never trust someone who says you're more important than cheese. It's an obvious lie."