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Joke of the Day

"if you can cow boy lasso something inside a store and pull it outside to where you are you get it for free"

"I ran into a racist Jamaican on Halloween, I went into a gas station wearing an Obama mask, he said no mosques allowed."

"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."

"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"

"I did some Star War's fantasy roll playing this weekend Me, Hand Solo and Princess Didn't-Get-Laid-a."

"What happens when you cross Elton John and a sabre tooth tiger? I don't know, but you better keep it away from your ass! (Credit: Kenny Hotz)"

"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"

"What did Joey Ramone say to the prostitute? Hi ho, lets go."

"A joke about procrastination. Eh, I'll write it later."

"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."