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Joke of the Day

"Remember: if the Pilgrims had shot a bobcat instead of a turkey, we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving ..."

"I'd love to change the world. But I don't think there is a diaper big enough to hold all the shit."

"Did you hear about the cannibal walking through the jungle and... he passed his brother?"

"I don't trust public opinion polls because they don't take into consideration the fact that the public is made up of mostly idiots."

"What's the most capable element? Tin, because tin can."

"What's the best part about fingering... What's the best part of fingering a psychic while she's on her period? You still get your palm red"

"One head is ok, but a whole body is much better."

"They say masturbation makes you blind.... I don't see any problem with it."

"What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence."

"We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence."