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Joke of the Day

"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."

"How do you get a guitar player to shut up? Put sheet music in front of him"

"Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox."

"Woman from Q [NSFW] There was once a woman from Q. She filled her vagina with glue. she said with a grin, if you paid to get it in, you'll pay to get it out too."

"If seagulls fly over the sea,what flies over the bay? Bagels. Ha."

"A joke from a substitute German teacher (who was later fired) What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? -Refrigerator doesn't fart when you take the meat out of it."

"Got in a fight about the Treaty of Versailles. I said the German fines were too punitive; the guy at Starbucks said buy something or leave."

"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"

"Now that Britain has left the EU, you'll need a Visa to get in and around ...for everything else, there's Mastercard."

"I've given up masturbation for a week I'm just not feeling myself anymore."