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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass."
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"What's the difference.... Between eating pussy and driving in the fog? When you're driving in the fog you can't see the asshole in front of you"
"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"
"Did you hear about the three-legged dog that never won an argument? He didn't have a leg to stand on."
"What is the derivative of 151? Poke(dx)"
"What would I be if I doubled myself? Meme"
"Will you marry me? Will you marry me = a marriage proposal Will, you, Marry, me = a foursome proposal"
"*detective bangs on table* I SAID GIVE ME A NAME! ""Uh, Aaron?"" Aaron... I like it! *'Aaron' leaves interrogation room, ready for a new life*"
"My wife and I got married under a cell phone tower. The ceremony wasn't great, but the reception was perfect."
"Girls think I'm ugly, until they find out how much money I make... ...then they think I'm ugly and poor."