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Joke of the Day

"Tom Cruise starts a cooking show... ""Whisky Business."" Like a whisk.. not whisky.. you know like, the metal cooking utensil? This is funny...Right? Right?"

"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient, and thus are incapable of feeling fear."

"How many MRAs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question, MRAs never get to screw anything."

"How do writers send e-mail? On the Inkernet."

"What do you call a fruit that makes fun of someone? A banana-nana-nana Got it on a popsicle stick. Laughed for way too long."

"A Roman walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""Five drinks please!"""

"My plumber insists on personally using every toilet he just installed. His mission is to boldly go where no one has gone before. Sorry Gene. We still love you."

"What's the difference between Trump and Bush? Trump builds towers and Bush knocks them down."

"I may not be able to use by the ""N"" word... But at least I can say things like ""Hey Dad"", and ""Thanks for the warning Officer!""."

"A father takes a deep breath and says ""Son, I think it's time you and I talk about sex."" His son took a deep breath as well ""Sure dad, what do you want to know about it?"""