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Joke of the Day
"Don't ever believe anything an atom says. They make up everything."
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"LAMP FOR SALE: gold, antique, good patina, evil genie, functions like new, you will be killed, shiny, polished, be careful what you wish for"
"When someone uses an elipsis at the end of a text message I assume they fell off a cliff."
"When Princess Leia doesn't want to have Sex... Han reply: It's fine I'll do it with my hand... solo."
"So my close friends kid wanted to be Batman. So a murdered his parents after giving them tickets to the opera. He doesn't seem so keen now."
"Why female sys-admins restart systems more often then men? Because they love those new boots!"
"""Let me ax you something."" - a very generous lumberjack and you're a racist."
"What do the dolphins and the post office have in common? Neither deliver on Sundays."
"My dad always told me... Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat. Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad."
"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."