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Joke of the Day
"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."
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"BRAIN: you need to let loose a little, have some fun ME: rainbow colored goldfish crackers it is"
"What do you get when you go scuba diving with your iPhone 6 The bends."
"My new year's resolution... 2K, and 16 extra pixels."
"Q: What happened when Bill Clinton got a shot of testosterone? A: He turned into Hillary!"
"When will my dog ever get the hint that my leg ""just wants to be friends."""
"What did the three holes in the ground say? Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it."
"The bible says any man who lies with a man should be taken out and stoned, so I took all my gay friends out and got them wasted."
"You know that amazing feeling you get after kissing a woman? of course you don't."
"Wanted: 1 Psychic. You know who you are."