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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock*** Who's there? Ask me a predictable question. Ask me a predictable question who? Okay. Very good. Thank you for your cooperation. You are very welcome."

"Don't make me use UPPERCASE."

"Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period."

"What's the difference between a Kindle and a Kindle Fire? The Kindle Fire has a lithium battery."

"I put the 'toast' in 'toaster'. Then I take the 'toast' out of the 'toaster'."

"Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout..."

"I also like my women how I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."

"The sadomasochist was arrested and put in front of a judge he got off with a slap on the wrist"

"An online dating service but to match you up with prospective burritos."

"Two birds are sitting on a perch... The first one says, ""Hey... do you smell fish?"""