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Joke of the Day
"One iPhone in an Apple Two iPhones is a pear."
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"Apparently typos only become visible to the human eye AFTER you hit send."
"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good."
"I wanted to make a joke about a bridge but I thought I might need to build the suspense first"
"Q: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: One's a glueless kit and the other's a clueless git!"
"What is the opposite of a Predator? a Postdator"
"Why did Adele cross the road? To get to the other side!!!!!! Like the song, ""hello from the other side"""
"I forgot my coffee this morning so I'm gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe."
"What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's"
"Namaste or Namago."