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Joke of the Day

"When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress? I'd prefer if you included tigress"

"Singer Adele was rushed to the hospital after a fatal car accident Paramedics said they found her rolling in the jeep."

"Howdeepisthepool? He had too much to drink before he went swimming!"

"need to find a better way to trick my dog into taking his medication bc the last 2 times he tricked me into taking it"

"Knock knock.... Who's there?.... Whale.... Whale who? Whale that's enough of that joke"

"The lady in front of me wearing yoga pants keeps bending over to pick up quarters, hope she will for dimes too, as I'm out of quarters."

"I met up with my internet friend yesterday. We were both disappointed when we realised we were both middle aged men, and not 10-year-old girls."

"Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see"

"A kid was born without eye lids, so they used the spare skin from his circumcision to form some. Everything turned out fine, except... the doctor said he was a little cockeyed."

"A teacher asked a girl to use the word""handsome""in a sentence. Girl :- ""When I suck my boyfriend's dick my jaws get really tired so I use my hand some times""."