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Joke of the Day

"A man came to my door today, and asked if I would donate to building the community pool So I gave him a glass of water"

"What do you call a car without a hood? Circumcised"

"How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family"

"If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established."

"Just moisturized my hands and now I can't get out of the bathroom. Send help."

"Why do indigenous people hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out ""Hi Jack!"" And six Yanks shat themselves."

"They say that all things come in threes and yeah maybe I did too once because I was really drunk and she looked like a five."

"When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. ""She took the bed!"""

"What does a blonde playing the drums sound like? Dumb chick dumb chick dumb chick..."