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Joke of the Day
"I moisturize my hands with KY gel... ...that way everybody gets a warm welcome."
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"Apparently we can't call it crowbars anymore. Its actually jackdawbars"
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""
"How many super saiyans does it take to change a light bulb? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!"
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in tents."
"I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction."
"I wanted to have a blimp of my own But it is so above my reach due to all the inflation!"
"""If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you-"" *interrupting* haha, he said prick"
"I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden."
"Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders. Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine."