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Joke of the Day
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""
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"What's red and sits in a corner? A baby with razorblade. What's red and green and sits in a corner? The same baby 3 weeks later."
"My 3 yr old is so encouraging. I changed my shirt; she says""Daddy, you did it!"" If she finds out I use the potty by myself, she'll flip out."
"[Knee-slappin, terrible OC] Why was the nun named ""NPN""? She was a trans-sister! *** I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke"
"Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to begin eating itself, as it was the less painful way to die."
"I have always wanted to swim with dolphins But they keep dying on me during the bus ride to the pool."
"Sometimes, distance maketh the heart less likely to be stabbed"
"*sees a guy snap fingers at a server. I reach for my bag* Wife: No. We only have one left. We have a baby. Me: (to genie) take his fingers"
"I remembered an unemployment joke... ...but then I realized that none of them work."
"My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos."