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Joke of the Day
"Why did the otter cross the road? To say ""hello from the otter side"""
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"I have good and bad news WIFE: Bad news first We need a new front door WIFE: And the good news? [points to Monster Truck in living room]"
"Why are refugees bad at math? They refuse to integrate."
"I can't count how many times I failed maths at school."
"I used to be addicted to the hokey-pokey... until I turned myself around!"
"David Cameron's legacy David Cameron will go down in history as the man who fucked up his campaign, fucked up his job, and fucked up a dead pig."
"Did you hear about the overly-eager bread dough? In the morning he was always the first one to rise. He didn't want to be a loaf."
"I am completely obsessed with collecting magazines. What can I say, I have issues."
"My penis is nicknamed ""The Titanic""... ""Because it's so big?"" ""No,because it is a tragedy."""
"In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy. In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction."