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Joke of the Day
"I checked my phone while I was mowing the lawn and now we don't have a garden."
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"Why can't an egg ever be in charge? Because they crack under pressure."
"When the girl working the counter says ""would you like fries with that?"" say..""are you calling me fat??"" then burst into tears. Free meal."
"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there.......... If you're almost there & she laughs, now that's a different thing....."
"""Wanna Hear A Joke?"" Women's rights"
"What is an Irish 7 course meal? A six pack and a potato"
"I like my women like i like my cake mixes... ultra moist whites"
"The Job Promotion Saudi Arabia just announced that someone was promoted be the new Oil Minister. That would make it a sheikh-up in the government."
"Why does it always have to be ""he's addicted to drugs""? Why can't it be, ""he's passionate about drugs""."
"What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney? Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke"