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Joke of the Day

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hippies screw in tents."

"When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make? Guac!"

"Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could ""Humpback"" at my place."

"Pay attention to all these women that are posting pictures with their mom's on Mother's Day because that is what they are going to look like!"

"What did everyone do after the Super Bowl was over? Watch the second half."

"What sound does a Chinese roller coaster make as it goes up an incline? chink chink chink chink"

"Why is it not safe to doze on trains? Because they run over sleepers."

"My Korean friend died yesterday So Yung..."

"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."

"Tomorrow you should turn back our clocks one hour. for Daylight Saving Time Unless you're Arabic, in which case you should set it forward 14 centuries."