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Joke of the Day

"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"3 words, 8 letters. I wanna hear you say it I am Groot."

"Being a virgin is sort of like owning a used Prius. You've never had sex."

"I was trying to get the bubbles out of my screen protector and I accidentally bought a horse on eBay."

"Someone die? Time to get high! Come on down to Barry's Death Emporium where we put the FUN in funeral and the RAVE in grave! (BYO shovel)"

"Having a sexual fetish for shirts is wrong... The bible says ""Adam and Eve"", not ""penis in the sleeve""!"

"What did the philosopher say to his coworker? ""Cleanup on the detergent aisle"""

"My friend asked me how I know the smell of a wet dog since I'm a Muslim and can't have one I told him my girlfriend is a Christian."

"My son cuddled up to my bump and was talking about how he could see the baby and it would have been cute if I were pregnant."

"I got a fitbit to get a sense for my activity level After a few days of wearing it, it asked if I was a tree"