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Joke of the Day
"3 words, 8 letters. I wanna hear you say it I am Groot."
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"When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty"
"I wear the pants in this family. It's so embarrassing when I go to Olive Garden, and the rest of my family is naked from the waist down."
"I was having sex with my sister in Alabama... She said: ""you fuck like dad does!"" I said: ""I know, mom told me so."""
"How does the moon cut his hair Eclipse it!"
"Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where the Nazi's empire reaches to all four corners of the universe... They've become a Reichtangle."
"What do you call a laughing mayonnaise? lmayo ahh"
"Ever wonder how many of your friends are jerks? Just post something with a typo in it..... It's like their mating call."
"What did Jesus say to Mohammed...? What did Jesus say to Mohammed? 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return? 'How many did you take with you?'"
"I got mugged yesterday... The mugger said, ""Give me your money or you're science."" I said, ""Don't you mean history?"" He said, ""Don't try and change the subject."""