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Joke of the Day

"Hillary Clinton is going to be the first f president... ... Oops, I meant to say female but someone deleted the emale"

"Before I go swimming in the ocean... I always slather myself in marmite, that way I have a 50% chance of not getting eaten by a shark."

"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."

"The Dalai Lama enters a Pizza Shop and asks Can you make me one with everything?"

"Playboy's decision to keep models clothed comes weeks after McDonald's decision to serve breakfast all day."

"Mother's may get a day, but shark's get a whole week! Mom sharks get 1 week AND a day. ...don't even get me started on black shark moms."

"I'm not good-looking enough to be this stupid."

"What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common? They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums."

"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."

"I think I missed the driver ed class on how inching forward every 5 seconds at a red light makes it turn green faster."