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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a good joke and click bait? This isn't a good joke."
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"I wanted to get a tan... So I bought a calculator."
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"Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pupil: Doughnut !"
"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."
"What kind of porn to chickens watch? Nugget porn."
"Chuck Norris did in fact, build Rome in a day."
"What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window? Kurt and Rod."
"What's a pirate's favourite letter? P, without it he's irate."
"Roses are red, I have a phone, no one texts me, forever alone."