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Joke of the Day
"Burning love What kind of erection does a burn victim get? Firewood."
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"What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? Deja Moo!"
"Hello everyone. How are we? ...was the capital of Wodesia"
"How do you get a man in a coma hard? Lick his Comatoes"
"What do aliens use to buy their coffee? starbucks"
"I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea."
"""my eye is up here"" -Illuminati pyramid"
"What do you get when you cross a rhino with an elephant? Hell-if-i-know (my grandma's favorite joke)"
"Blind People: at your next barbecue hold an ear of corn up and yell ""WHO WROTE THIS SHIT?"" (non-blind people: please read this to blinds)"
"It's cold outside... Come inside, sit in the corner It's 90"