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Joke of the Day

"I've never been offered money for sex. Never been offered money to not have sex either. So there's that."

"What's the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset? The variables aren't necessarily related."

"The number of my farts. . . is gastronomical."

"A lawyer I know is a big fan of U2 He's pro Bono."

"I just overheard a co-worker announce she got tickets to a Nickelback concert. That's all, she was completely serious."

"What's DJ Khaled's favorite number? 11, because it has another 1."

"What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit? They're starting to get quite dark"

"Pizza Hut is going gluten free so while you are dying from a heart attack you can atleast not have gas problems"

"How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?"

"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."